I've decided to spend some time during November creating profiles for each of our "characters"...and our family is FULL of characters. So get ready world. I'll be introducing them one by one starting tomorrow.
J-Sister - you'll have to do your share as well....
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Our Mission
To safely bitch about all those things you cannot say in polite society and especially amongst your loving family. We truly do LOVE our family, but we feel that they were put on this earth with the primary purpose to drive us crazy. Somehow, in the most unlikely way, we two sisters have found that we do not drive one another crazy, but instead find safe haven together bitching about the rest of the world.
Join us if you dare.
Join us if you dare.
Bitchin' Characters
W-Sister: Youngest of 5 children, but only child of 2nd marriage. 40+ years old. Married. Professional. No Kids.
J-Sister: 2nd Child, oldest girl - born of first marriage. 50+ years old. Married. Educator. 3 Kids.
Kip: W-Sister Husband. Kind, gentle soul. Hard worker. Long-suffering.
Chef: J-Sister Husband. Kind, gentle soul. Hard worker. "Just here for the entertainment."
J-girl: Oldest daughter of J-Sister. 30+ years old. Married. SAHM. 1 Kid.
MiddleMan: Middle child/oldest son of J-Sister. Almost 30. Smart, single, and struggling.
BrooklynBoy: Youngest son of J-Sister. Single. NYC-boy. Just having fun with life.
Mom: W-Sister mother, J-Sister stepmother. Strong-willed, Ethical, Moral, Tough, Loving, Critical, Hypersensitive, Child of Alcoholic and all the baggage that comes with it.
Bud: Our uncle - and Mom's live-in companion since Pop passed away. Drinks BudLight all day long. It bugs us.
Bio-Mom: J-Sister mother. Crazy bitch. No doubt.
Pop: Our father. Good man, but not a saint. Lost to lung cancer in 2003.
DramaKing: Oldest sibling. 1st born son of 1st marriage. Fan of get rich quick schemes. Ladies' man, who attracts the best but never holds them. Twice divorced. Two kids (that we know of), but not in his life.
ToolMan: Youngest male sibling. 3rd oldest overall (makes him the middle child). Married. Two kids. Good guy, no saint. Like our Pop.
Eve: Born again sister. Baby of the 1st marriage, but not of all siblings. Married. Two kids. Talks a good talk. Walks a crooked walk.
J-Sister: 2nd Child, oldest girl - born of first marriage. 50+ years old. Married. Educator. 3 Kids.
Kip: W-Sister Husband. Kind, gentle soul. Hard worker. Long-suffering.
Chef: J-Sister Husband. Kind, gentle soul. Hard worker. "Just here for the entertainment."
J-girl: Oldest daughter of J-Sister. 30+ years old. Married. SAHM. 1 Kid.
MiddleMan: Middle child/oldest son of J-Sister. Almost 30. Smart, single, and struggling.
BrooklynBoy: Youngest son of J-Sister. Single. NYC-boy. Just having fun with life.
Mom: W-Sister mother, J-Sister stepmother. Strong-willed, Ethical, Moral, Tough, Loving, Critical, Hypersensitive, Child of Alcoholic and all the baggage that comes with it.
Bud: Our uncle - and Mom's live-in companion since Pop passed away. Drinks BudLight all day long. It bugs us.
Bio-Mom: J-Sister mother. Crazy bitch. No doubt.
Pop: Our father. Good man, but not a saint. Lost to lung cancer in 2003.
DramaKing: Oldest sibling. 1st born son of 1st marriage. Fan of get rich quick schemes. Ladies' man, who attracts the best but never holds them. Twice divorced. Two kids (that we know of), but not in his life.
ToolMan: Youngest male sibling. 3rd oldest overall (makes him the middle child). Married. Two kids. Good guy, no saint. Like our Pop.
Eve: Born again sister. Baby of the 1st marriage, but not of all siblings. Married. Two kids. Talks a good talk. Walks a crooked walk.
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